Comments on: How to annoy a whole office http://www.paulsavage.eu/how-to-annoy-a-whole-office/ Paul Savage's Personal Blog Mon, 16 Jan 2012 16:39:40 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Lauren http://www.paulsavage.eu/how-to-annoy-a-whole-office/comment-page-1/#comment-54 Lauren Sat, 30 Jun 2007 13:28:43 +0000 http://paul.feckthat.com/how-to-annoy-a-whole-office/#comment-54 To remedy this, you can pick up the phone and use the call forwarding function to the fax machine...not all that technologically advanced now is it...;o) To remedy this, you can pick up the phone and use the call forwarding function to the fax machine…not all that technologically advanced now is it…;o)

]]> By: joe http://www.paulsavage.eu/how-to-annoy-a-whole-office/comment-page-1/#comment-53 joe Wed, 20 Jun 2007 15:30:34 +0000 http://paul.feckthat.com/how-to-annoy-a-whole-office/#comment-53 sounds like someone has been watching Seinfeld reruns! <blockquote> KRAMER: Listen. Heads up, Elaine. I'm gonna have to stop by later and pick up a fax. ELAINE: At work? KRAMER: No. At your apartment. ELAINE: I don't have a fax machine. JERRY: Here we go. KRAMER: Well, now what are we gonna do? (to Jerry) See? This is why you should get a fax and a Xerox. JERRY: And a dead bolt. KRAMER (to Elaine) Are ya sure you don't have one? Because there's a lot of stuff in my apartment I've never seen. ELAINE: Then maybe you have a fax machine. KRAMER: You just blew my mind. ________________ INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY The phone rings. Elaine enters her apartment carrying bags of groceries. She drops the bags and picks up the phone. ELAINE: Hello? A fax squeal. ELAINE: What? She checks her answering machine. MACHINE: You have 57 messages. Message one... Fax squeal. She skips to the next message. MACHINE: Message two... Fax squeal. She skips to the next message. MACHINE: Message three... GEORGE: Hey, it's George. Listen, I- She skips to the next message. MACHINE: Message four... Fax squeal. ELAINE Kramer! The phone rings. Elaine hesitates and lets it ring. She finally caves and picks it up. EALINE: Hello? Another fax squeal. ELAINE: Aah! </blockquote> sounds like someone has been watching Seinfeld reruns!

KRAMER: Listen. Heads up, Elaine. I’m gonna have to stop by later and pick up a fax.

ELAINE: At work?

KRAMER: No. At your apartment.

ELAINE: I don’t have a fax machine.

JERRY: Here we go.

KRAMER: Well, now what are we gonna do? (to Jerry) See? This is why you should get a fax and a Xerox.

JERRY: And a dead bolt.

KRAMER (to Elaine) Are ya sure you don’t have one? Because there’s a lot of stuff in my apartment I’ve never seen.

ELAINE: Then maybe you have a fax machine.

KRAMER: You just blew my mind.

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INT. ELAINE’S APARTMENT – DAY

The phone rings. Elaine enters her apartment carrying bags of groceries. She drops the bags and picks up the phone.

ELAINE: Hello?

A fax squeal.

ELAINE: What?

She checks her answering machine.

MACHINE: You have 57 messages. Message one…

Fax squeal. She skips to the next message.

MACHINE: Message two…

Fax squeal. She skips to the next message.

MACHINE: Message three…

GEORGE: Hey, it’s George. Listen, I-

She skips to the next message.

MACHINE: Message four…

Fax squeal.

ELAINE Kramer!

The phone rings. Elaine hesitates and lets it ring. She finally caves and picks it up.

EALINE: Hello?

Another fax squeal.

ELAINE: Aah!

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